I hate bumper stickers
I hate t-shirts with printing on them
Less bullshit than the leading brand..
I pay to advertise for other people
Bumper stickers suck!
It is unlawful to post bumper stickers
Stop reading my bumper sticker
Honk if your horn is broken-G Carlin
Get your finger out of your nose.
"vote pro-yes on Anti-Abortion" sponsored by the Acme coat hanger factory.
- I found it, now my finger stinks.
Pointless Logo Brand.
My uncle got butt raped in the middle of <southern state> and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
My uncle got mauled in Africa (blood stains) and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
My family worked for Cherynoble and all I got was this flipper baby.
I'd rather be driving.