I hate bumper stickers

                                I hate t-shirts with printing on them

Earth Sucks

No brainz,

No shit!

Less bullshit than the leading brand..

                   I pay to advertise for other people

Bumper stickers suck!

It is unlawful to post bumper stickers

Stop reading my bumper sticker

                                                        Honk if your horn is broken-G Carlin

Get your finger out of your nose.

"vote pro-yes on Anti-Abortion" sponsored by the Acme coat hanger factory.

                                   -   I found it, now my finger stinks.

Pointless Logo Brand.

My uncle got butt raped in the middle of <southern state> and all I got was this lousy t-shirt

My uncle got mauled in Africa (blood stains) and all I got was this lousy t-shirt

My family worked for Cherynoble and all I got was this flipper baby.

I'd rather be driving.